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did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school
they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me
its dive bombing me like its world war 2 im just tryn to shit
toilet roll now controlled by enemy forces
anyway dolphin girls where like horse girls but since they couldnt get their own dolphins they always had 24 books called like “sparkle glimmer cove” wherever they went
sorry to hear about the car :(
gofundme to get the guy a new car
This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
wait
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country roads
let’s-a-go
it’s-a-me
mario
I admire and hate this simultaneously
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Since we moved to Orlando, she’s had a lot of time on her hands. Time she filled watching The Nightly News.
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Arkady Alexandrovich Rylov (Russian, 1870−1939)
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making bagels
when you get to the yeti’s house in twilight princess
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“woke grinch advertising to appeal to millennials & gen z kids” is possibly the single dumbest and dystopian shit i’ve ever seen in my life
okay amazon………….
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another rainy day at the farm…
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire.
Second,
And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.