officialunitedstates:

it is not your fault if you fail.  you are made up of billions of cells.  it is their fault

(via twitchinwhore)

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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(Source: shredbundy, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)