thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

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shirane-hotoke:

How to Plant a Beautiful Garden 

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validx2:

Got yo girl on the

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grawly:

sebastiandebeste:

in fifth grade i drew anime george washington

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Cosmo Sex Tip #3875

dropitlikeitsmoffat:

Right before you enter her, say “Mermaid man and Barnacle boy…” As soon as you enter her, shout, “UNITE!”

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Ben Wyatt: Human Disaster

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pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

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babyminaj:

i honestly cannot tell you how real this is

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kim-kanye-baby:

the-pietriarchy:

burn tumblr to the ground, it’s the only way

Disgusting

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